If nothing puts a smile on your face or a giggle in your belly like one or more talking animatronic holiday-themed creatures, then come over to my house because it’s like the Country Bear Jamboree, Valentine’s style!
TRY TO RESIST the furry pink hippo with the fat woman’s voice that insists over and over again in sing song that you give her a hug!
TRY TO HIDE YOUR EMBARRASSMENT as the lion in boxer shorts repeatedly tantalizes you by opening and closing the front of his robe to “Can’t Touch This” as recorded by the original artist!
PLEASE DON’T PRESS CHARGES as the zebra with the French/Greek/Algerian accent launches into a barrage of innuendo that leaves even the most resilient one month old in tears!
And for fun no matter what the season:
STARE AT YOUR FEET UNCOMFORTABLY while the irreverent “Trailer Park Easy Button” alternatively shouts that you are either full of horseshit or a peckerhead!
Don’t wait, because the magic will be gone just as fast as the good money that was spent to bring these items into my home! Those who act now will get free admission to our upcoming Easter display. We’re sure you’ll agree that nothing reveals the power of God’s only son being crucified on the cross and rising from the dead to grant us eternal life than a battery-powered bunny that hops around and makes puns!
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment