Pampers has a whole line of toilet training products (oops, I mean kid empowering bathroom tools) under a brand called “Kandoo.” Apparently the mascot is a frog named “Kandoo,” pictured above wiping his ass with a Kandoo flushable wipe. This is the pose Kandoo makes on the box that I discovered in our upstairs bathroom. I’m curious as to what an overly-packaged box of about 50 flushable and highly marketed wipes could cost. I guess when the alternative is kid disempowerment…
Speaking of kid empowerment, it’s a little ridiculous how much attention the Will Farrell “Landlord” skit is getting. It’s mostly because the site is not as amateurish as it seems. Read the explanation here:
http://www.slate.com/id/2164301/
I have to agree that it’s not really funny watching a toddler swear. Apparently that makes me uptight. The first time I heard Syd say that something was “stupid” it was a little heartbreaking, so laughing when it’s someone else’s kid who’s been taught to swear seems hypocritical and exploitive. I wonder if Will Farrell wasn’t involved and it truly was an amateur video what the reaction would be, or if the child in question was seven and knew what she was saying. I don’t think it should make any difference. If you want to see a truly funny take on young child as landlord, I recommend the episode of the Cosby Show where the Huxtables teach Theo a lesson by acting as if their home is the “real world.” It’s typically unrealistic Cosby Show goodness, but I remember Rudy’s performance as the grumpy old landlady being very funny. It wasn’t edgy, but it was funny.
My playoff beard is pretty thick in my ninth unshaven day. My “Levon Helm” beard was only one month old. If the Sabres make it to the Cup finals I can’t imagine what it would look like after two months. I’ve decided that I am going to shave my neck between each series because it would be completely ridiculous otherwise.
I’m looking forward to hosing out the garage tomorrow and setting up the Cheektowaga living room out there. When I’m done, it will be nice to sit at the picnic table with a drink and the newspaper and dream of retirement!
Speaking of kid empowerment, it’s a little ridiculous how much attention the Will Farrell “Landlord” skit is getting. It’s mostly because the site is not as amateurish as it seems. Read the explanation here:
http://www.slate.com/id/2164301/
I have to agree that it’s not really funny watching a toddler swear. Apparently that makes me uptight. The first time I heard Syd say that something was “stupid” it was a little heartbreaking, so laughing when it’s someone else’s kid who’s been taught to swear seems hypocritical and exploitive. I wonder if Will Farrell wasn’t involved and it truly was an amateur video what the reaction would be, or if the child in question was seven and knew what she was saying. I don’t think it should make any difference. If you want to see a truly funny take on young child as landlord, I recommend the episode of the Cosby Show where the Huxtables teach Theo a lesson by acting as if their home is the “real world.” It’s typically unrealistic Cosby Show goodness, but I remember Rudy’s performance as the grumpy old landlady being very funny. It wasn’t edgy, but it was funny.
My playoff beard is pretty thick in my ninth unshaven day. My “Levon Helm” beard was only one month old. If the Sabres make it to the Cup finals I can’t imagine what it would look like after two months. I’ve decided that I am going to shave my neck between each series because it would be completely ridiculous otherwise.
I’m looking forward to hosing out the garage tomorrow and setting up the Cheektowaga living room out there. When I’m done, it will be nice to sit at the picnic table with a drink and the newspaper and dream of retirement!
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